The Only Time He Yells, Part One

My dear husband is a very calm person. He never yells at me, well, he's never yelled at me while awake. Brenden is a sleep talker with absolutely no volume control. Sometimes it's scary, sometimes startling, but it's always hilarious.

Last night, I quietly slipped into bed while Brenden chattered in his sleep gibberish (the only thing I could understand was "Jack in the Box"). And then he screamed "HEY!"

I stood still, holding my laughter very concerned.

"WHAT THE HELL?" (yes, he was still asleep)

I started to giggle.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" He bellowed.

My laughter woke him up.