I am a good cook sometimes. Sometimes I burn things. Sometimes I read "preheat the oven to 350" as "preheat the oven to 450". Yeah. Sometimes that lasagna that is suppose to cook for 1 hr, stays in the oven for 2 hrs. Yeah, I feel like a bad female sometimes.
Laura (frustrated with dinner): Honey, I burned the dish! I am such a horrible bitch.
Brenden (furrowed brows): Babe, don't talk like that. {Pause and smile}, you're a wonderful bitch.
He gave me such a laugh. I love that guy.
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OK that is really funny
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